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Monday, August 31, 2009
Look Back, Watch Out. 5:55 AM
Apparently, my sister slapped a Sec1 kid who pissing her off at the basketball court. Thrilling! Lol. While I, had the greatest time of my life. The TCD performace was abit the fail, but still rather eggciting. Class party was super ggxxed! There were random packets of chips, 1 packet of gummy, no cups, 3 pathetic bottles of drinks! Coool, right? & it managed to feed all of us. Bravo! Primary school was fun :D The avocado shake doesn't taste as pro, too much condense milk, LOL. Met Ansel, Liwei, Jingyen, JunHao, Sean, ChenYuan, Victor, Gene, Gab, Aspen, Qirui, HaoYi, Gwen, Zen, Kat, Clare, Zong, Tongtong, the daodao 6B dude, the 6D dude who was wearing a suit, Alicia, Maya, Melissa, Jacob (I think it's a pity he quit track cos of his backbone), JieLin, Sherry, Andre, DingWei, JiaWei, Sean Tan (who's surprisingly in Qirui's horny class) & manymany other people. 'I'll stick this up your ass!' 'Don't be so crude!!' 'Orh. I'll delicately place this up your tiny delicate ass.' -Covers butt- Gene's so mature now, he's not lame & stupid & gay like I still am. He actually talks sense, unlike Qirui, who talks about porn & Ks. I seriously don't get porn! Perhaps it's a guy thing. I hope Gene studies hard & get into JC. He's capable of doing well. FIONAAAA! Haha. Let's talk tomorrow. ta's! Wonder Boys! Sunday, August 30, 2009
Keep it. 5:52 AM
Andre plays the piano so prettily! Or maybe it was just the song, haha! But I'm excited to hear more. I was so happy last night. Right after I posted my 'I'm itching to talk' post, I SPENT MY NEXT 2HOURS TALKING NON-STOP! That's the best thing that could ever happen. (Yea, & Someone'll ask me to shut up when she reads this -.-) Today was the one time the rain agravated my misery. The morning was bad, about time I get used to the routine of being screamed at. Met Eliz, Su & Mae after lunch for Lit PT. -Silence in the library- 'PEEE POOR PEEE POR PEEE POR!' 'Oh, crapcrapcrap! SHHHHH, KEEP QUIET!' -& covers speakers of comp- Only Eliz is capable of doing that, LOL. BUT I WAS SO HAPPY LAST NIGHT THAT I CANNOT ASK FOR MORE! I shall go & shower & sleep early. ta's! I don't get the touchy-touchy 5:13 AM
I'm starting to think Portia looks real hot! Saturday, August 29, 2009
8:29 AM
'You're like so...HAHAHAHHA, LAME?' L-O-L. I think it sounds so cute :D 8:12 AM
I HAVE A VERY ITCHY URGE TO TALK! Andre's been Away since forever -.- What now, babe? 6:57 AM
Sheryl's place was aweeesome yesterday, especially the swings <3 WAIT! MUST TELL YOU 'BOUT TODAY FIRST! SL from 10-11, the kids were all so sian, I felt kinda bad. We were all so tired & gged from yesterday & the kids got sianded too ]: I promise to do a better job next time. Took a cab to Sheryl's place. THE UNCLE WAS SO CHEAT MONEY ONE LA! Drive so slow, ask so many rhetorical questions about the place. We went early, so Sheryl was having tuition. We attempted to turn on the TV. Channel 1, BZZZZZ! Channel 2, BZZZZZ! Chanel 3, BZZZZZ! Turned out we used the wrong remote control, LOL. & there was 1 toilet downstairs & we all (Jas, Joe, Eliz) had to poop & there was a moth in the only toilet. Jas goes there. Eliz takes upstairs. & Joe attempts to use the one connected to the one leading to the study room & got gged by Sheryl's tuition teacher O_O GAY LA. Lunch was nice, the chicken rice was exceptionally nice la :D Played with the fishes like a coupla' idiots (3 of us, Sheryl & Rach) & failed to catch A-N-Y! Took at least 5 scenes? Pretty short ones, some of them. PLAYGROUD, SWINGS, HOT! MY BUTT WAS BURNING. & my stoopid idea of jumping off the swings were kinda gged, cos Eliz got gged, LOL. Teeeheee, paiseh! WII & left. Chionged to church, 32min late, worship ended ]: YESTERDAY! REACHED HOME @ 8+? The swings were so much better & muchmuch more romantic, LOL. Filmed alotalot with Su being Pablo Emilio the Italian terrorist. 'HEY! HEY! YUO! YOU! I WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!' 'I'm a terrorist...' 'NO WAY! NO WAY! NO IT'S NOT SECRET!' Pretty fun time. <3 I'll be meeting Leez & Su & Mae @ Bugis Library tomorrow :D EGGG-CITING OR WHAT? I see then 7 days a week. & omg, did I tell yuo about my mud castle? IT'S THE MOST AMAZING THINGEVERR! IT HAS A TOWER WHICH HIDES A SECRET PRISON CELL & A SECRET DOOR WHICH IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT, BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM SO SECRET! I PROMISE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT WHEN IT'S DONE! 'Teacherr! SECRET DOOR!' 'I have a lot of problems doing..........sdodfghjkvg bjd cos of students like you.' 'But it's a secret door! Only I could think of such a brilliant idea!' 'Thank goodness only YOU have a secret door!' BUT OHMYGEE, MY SECRET DOOR IS AWESOME! Like, awesome-r than some stupid accessory container, JASLIN! lol. I got pretty peeved on my way to SL with my mum babablacksheep-ing away. It's kinda discouraging, seriously. Started with the phone call, dinner, after dinner, first thing the next morning. I feel at ease now. Thanks. ta's! I'VE MADE A PROMISE & i'M NOT GOING BACK ON THIS ONE. Friday, August 28, 2009
Har(t) 7:16 AM
'I dont' give a damn about you.' - 'Am I too blunt? Too hard?' 'Yea.' 'I'm building these walls around me.' 'Why? Don't.' 'I've been exposed & I'm not going around anymore. I'm staying here. Right here, where I wanna be. I'm gonna be here for a long time.' Everyone made these pretty little containers for their accessories, while I made my castle. That's where I'm gonna stay. Thursday, August 27, 2009
Rainbows & Butterflies & BLEARGH! 7:09 AM
When I close my eyes, I see you for who you truly are & that's ugly! -She's the Man Bahahaha. Someone convince me that that's what I see in you. Matt is making me hungry -.- 'You like to eat wasabi fries?' 'You like to eat cheese fries?' 'I like chilli!' Ketchup prank today on Mrs Leslie & guess what, she fell for it :D Ketchup is a cold, smelly, sweet, sour substance & doesn't feel good when stuck up your nose/ wiped on your face. Slept through Chinese, super shuang :D It's like, for once, they sharp tone of her sweet nightingle voice has finally vanished! Thank goodness. I think our hot&cold spoof video ponz <3 ta's! UH-GUHH-LEE! Wednesday, August 26, 2009
6:18 AM
I need to spam water, I've got an ulcer. & if I don't, I'm gonna get a pimple. Bahahaha, I am the evil pimple master! I will sow the seeds of your No more jugle trekking 6:05 AM
It doesn't help that I live behind a forest. & that's extremely disturbing, especially since my room's window's facing the forest! But, thank goodness, my sister shares the room with me! I will never ever complain again & take that for granted. School has been pretty crazy. Camwhoring, attempting to look like animals. & Jingyen's sister has something to do with Zestin, that is..pretty interesting, lol. Lame jokes, from me. 'Joe, you really should upgrade your jokes, they sound like they're from a joke book!' Example 1: 'I'm so hungry & I've got a bun, but I don't like to eat it!' 'BAHAHAHA, BUN I DON'T LIKE TO EAT IT!' It's funny lor /: Despite getting pissed at the disappearance of people, I've been happy. I have decided to borrow a book from the library every week, this will enable me to spend my time wisely & reduce my usage of smses & stop being a disruptive retard in class. I will become demure, great, wonderful & lady-like. So if any slugs call me 'Buffy' again, I WILL BITE YOU WITH MY OMNIVOROUS TEETH! Training today was not tiring :D THAT'S FANTABULOUS. I know, my stamina sucks, big time. & I have been doing my not-so-utmost, but pretty much utmost best to work on it. Still trying, HEEEHEEE! ta's! I feel calm. I will not think about IT! Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Crash&Burn 7:13 AM
Ice-cream was tasty, other than Cheesecake which tasted like overly-salted & pickled peas with vinegar. I'm tired. I needa sleep. I had the awesome-st dream lastlast night! It was 'bout the never-ending escalators, sports car & the walking. & an awesomer dream last night! About this dude from Pri School who I thought was reall freaky & we were talking at this Arts Performance placeta's! I'm very tired. ta's! Don't try Monday, August 24, 2009
7:40 AM
F is for Freak. It is a stronger word as compared to 'Shutup' & smacks the receiver in the face. Very effective, indeed. I'm running away. Sunday, August 23, 2009
Monotonous Boxes 8:08 AM
Maintaining a highly possitive attitute to work & life: Oh, wow! I've got training tomorrow! Oh, wow! I won't be a fat blob of lipids! Oh, wow! You didn't friggin' reply me! Oh, wow! My life's awesome! Talk about a safe sanctuary. Honestly, it seems pretty far away, almost unreachable. Yet it makes me think twice all the time, cos I believe. Name a day when I'm not friggin' scolded. That must be J Day, the 8th day of the week! Oh, wow! Splendid! ta's! Oh, wow! Seriously -.- 7:38 AM
SHUTUP is a very short & effective way to bring the message across. Hell, yea! PRECISE PERCENTAGE 1:21 AM
You face is like the annoying pop-up advertisements in my mind. (When the pop-up blocker's down). & No, it doesn't sound cheesy like the tofu-cheescake! The tofu-cheescake is a small delicate piece of white jelly-like substance that's stuck to the bitter-sweet crunchy brown base. I don't know, I'm so gutless everytime...BARGHHHHH! My sis said that if I call my an asshole again, she's gonna blow, like if you smash the delicate little tofu-cheescake, it'd be really disastrous & painful. BUT I'M SUCH A BUTTHOLE! S-E-R-I-O-U-S-L-Y! Maybe not a butthole, perhaps I'm gay. I cannot control my impulsivity 90% of the time it happens, & I turn into some over-reactive psychotic maniac! My poor self it torturing my soul! We figured Andre was the best virtual buddy. 'Give me a percentage.' ta's! Id wanna fool around anymore Friday, August 21, 2009
Individualism-ist! 9:10 AM
I'm glad I didn't pon training. I love thunderstorms. I need to wake up @ 8.00am tomorrow. Dealing well with the meagre 18bucks. Today was so exciting. Art museum to get myself bored. Met my dad there. Assembly (LOLL!) NO FOOD IN THE DARN CANTEEEN -.- Rainrainrainrainrainrain <3 Woke up, training. I was lying on the table, thinking. We all strive for perfection when perfection's so delusional & differentiated. What, then, is perfection? Subjectivity. Coach told me that I was gonna change, perhaps. I remember how it feels like to win, to be champions. It feels so...it's more than happy, it's like satisfaction &...accomplishment? & when you watch people winning, you can't help but crave for that kinda feeling again. But only to realise that you are unable to reach it. & there was ORA'08, I was so happy on that day that I marked it down in my calendar, haha! I'm gonna be Sec3 soon, I count my age according to the t&f Nats, haha! & 2 years just somehow managed to pass, I should spend my time wisely, I don't know how to. ta's! Illusionist Thursday, August 20, 2009
Had a little bit too muchmuchmuch! 6:39 AM
Murderous, Manipulative, Manipulative, Malevolent! I am Pro! Haha. Geog was too short. Lit was fun. I'm not happy. We're going to the arm museum tomorrow. Cameras! Glass Slippers! Ear Muffs! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! FREAK IT! Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Mug 4:23 AM
Tropical Rainforest -Between 10˚N & S of Equator (About 27˚C, Temperature Range – 3˚C) -Rainfall: 2000mm, 60mm per month -5 Vertical Layers: Emergent, Canopy (prevents sunlight from reaching ground), Under-storey, Shrub, Ground -Sparse undergrowth -High temperature & heavy rainfall promotes year-round active plant growth/ growing season -Evergreen: Dark green, Broad, Thick, Leathery, Waxy with drip tips (remove excess water & reduce transpiration) -Straight, Smooth, Thin Bark -Spreading branches in the middle of trunk --> Continuous canopy (obtain maximum amount of sunlight) & No necessary protection against dry/wet weather -Shallow Buttress Roots --> Firmly supports tall trees, quick absorption of water, nutrients on top most layer due to rapid decomposition of fallen leaves & branches -Flowers (Colourful & sweet smelling to attract insects & animals for pollination) & bears fruits Mangrove Forest -Between 23.5˚N & S of Equator (20˚C - 30˚C) -Rainfall: 1000mm – 2000mm -No distinct vertical layers, 3 horizontal layers -Dense canopy & sparse undergrowth -Evergreen: Broad, Leary, Waxy with drip tips (removes excess water & reduces transpiration during dry season) -Shorter growing season --> long dry periods -Thick & coarse bark -Special breathing roots --> Aerial prop & knee roots (some have salt filters & excludes salt from rest of the plant): 1. Firm anchor in soft, muddy ground 2. Thrives in oxygen-deficient soil, under water-logged conditions, adapted to saline water - Buoyant fruits with sharp tips that germinate on tree (Ensure Survival) -Colourful Flowers Tropical Monsoon Forest - Between 10˚N & S of Equator (26˚C, Temperature range – 5˚C - 17˚C) -Rainfall: Over 1500mm (wet & dry season) -3 Vertical layers: Canopy (widely-spaced; sunlight reaches ground), Under-storey, Ground - Undergrowth: Dense during wet season, Sparse during dry season -High Temperature & low rainfall = shorter growing season (discourages active plant growth) -Deciduous: Broad, Leathery, Waxy with drip tips (remove excess water & reduce transpiration during dry season) -Thick & coarse bark (Protections against drought/ fire) -Branches around the middle (Spaced out; no competition for sunlight) -Deep tap roots --> Underground water (dry season), firm anchor to ground -Flowers & bear fruits during dry season Coniferous Forest -Between 60˚-70˚N & S of Equator (-40˚C during winter, 21˚C during summer) -Rainfall: 300mm – 635mm -Tress uniform in height (sparse undergrowth) – Closely spaced, branches cut off sunlight -Low temperature & short growing season (no need to renew leaves) = Discourages active plant growth -Evergreen: Needle-like, Thick, Leathery (reduce transpiration during dry season) -Thick, Resinous bark (protection against cold), downward slopping branches (prevent accumulation of snow & the breaking of braches), conical-shaped (wind-resistant) -Shallow, spreading roots --> easily absorb water when ice thaws, soils are thin & frozen much of the year, cold & boulder-like clay soil discourages deep root penetration -Female cones --> seeds, Male clones --> pollen Tuesday, August 18, 2009
NO-MENTS 7:36 AM
The very time my passion drove me, What 'bout now? Raindrops are falling on my head 7:26 AM
I'm so tired! Today was the most embarrassing day of my past 5months. & I shan't comment on it. Maemae, you better keep your mouth shut, OKAY! PLEASEE.. I've been a Loser lately, seriously! I suan myself unconsciously all the time! My mum said 'Asshole' is a very crude word. I'm supposed to be working on my Literature. Ryan's being horny. Gosh, Elle! Why can't you quickly get your phone fixed & entertain him instead -.- I'm too paiseh to ask him to ShutUp! Hahahahahha, kiddin'! Lunch was fun today, with all the vigorous activity compared to the norm of sitting in the classroom chatting away. They are named: 1. The Abandoned aka Secret Cave (L-O-L) 2. Hanger 3. Platform JERMS 4. The Place Rather retarded, yes? BUT IT WAS SPLENDID PLEASURE! Mugging for Geog tomorrow, I seriously ain't sure if I should take Geog, cos..yea, it's easy to score, but..I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HOLD IT IN MY HAND & SQUEEZE IT & TAKE CONTROL OF IT! & there's History PT -.- Went to the National Library to read up on S'pore's Independence, found a book about S'pores Atheletes. Freaky, as I flipped the pages & read the random quotes my eyeballs caught, my heart just kept speeding up like, it's scary, alright! & I started like breathing really hard cos I was freaking out & I shut the book up. I. Am. Easily. Frightened. Hush! I'll think about what I want in my life. ta's! My little boyboy turns pink Monday, August 17, 2009
Butthole 6:49 AM
Yea, I feel like a stoopid big butthole! Cos I don't know how to keep my butthole shut -.- & I SUCKKK! I get bullied everyday by my stooopid tablemates who find joy in disrupting my peaceful, romantic, serene & lovely life that I possess! BUT TODAY SUCKEDDD! You know what, I need to learn how to talk softly & in a very lady-like & demure way, such that cameras can't hear me on videos & people, standing 5 metres away, can hear me. I TELL YOU AH, ONE DAY I GO MUTE, Y'ALL WILL REGRET IT! Hmph! Tomorrow's a day closer to Geog & Lit. I need to do my History PT. I'm feeling anxious. WHY? SOMETHING'S WRONGGG, SHEEEESH!! O_O IDK WHAT IT IS! O_O UH-OH. O_O ta's! O_O Sunday, August 16, 2009
Promise me 6:10 AM
Today's worship was fun. Currently: I'm happy The newpapers have been kinda disturbing lately. The 18-year-old bomber dude, 5 Banks closed-down at the same time, the I-want-to-bed-100-virgins chikopeh & all the other events that happen. It gets worse everyday. I know there was a bomb blast on my birthday, I think the 18-year-old bomber dude did it. Awfully tired this morning. Slept from 1-7 & woke up finding a pimple on my left cheek under my dimple! & I'VE DECIDED TO HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS LIFE! Like, Hey! I've got training tomorrow, I won't be a fat disgusting jiggly blob of fats :D Honestly, I ain't being sarcastic!! REALLY. I kinda enjoyed training on Friday. As for my Christian life, Something will work out, I know it will. ta's! Morning, babe. Saturday, August 15, 2009
6:17 AM
Jing Yen and Joeline how dare you spout shit, although this is ever so true. this is a great poem and I can't deny it, even I'm sitting here laughing too. Jing Yen you're truly a faggot, who doesn't know what's right and wrong. half of your theory is as sharp as a carrot, and the other is totally WRONG! Joeline on the other hand, is absolutely correct. Her theory is as golden as sand, and her words is definitely a fact. Jingyen will be stuck in a rose shrub, thorns sticking up his fat round ass. his mouth will be stuffed into some water in a tub, his big purple face covered with his hair in a mess. Joeline will stand tall her head high up in the sky, Jing Yen being dragged by the neck on the school track. His knees will start hurting and he will break down and cry, Joeline laughing triumphantly with Jingyen sobbing behind her back. What I'm trying to say is that Jingyen totally sucks, and Joeline totally rawkz. I totally agree with Joeline's theory and Jingyen's a sitting duck, and Joeline will be soaring high with her prey Jingyen like a hawk. This lovely lovely poem has come to an end, and I can hear cheers and cries from Joeline. Is it because Joeline knows that this poem will be sent, or is it that Jingyen is on a hill rolling? ~End~COPYRIGHTED!COPIERS SHALL BE FINED $0.25 NIA!KAYKAY -Big Joan ZOMGG, SUER JOKEE! I FOUND THIS IN MY INBOX! HAHAHAHHA. Mundane Midnight 5:39 AM
I've been so tired. My eyeballs are dry. I don't know, I've got so many people to talk to, yet I feel lonely? I woke up this morning, finding my family gone (other than my sister who's on this dao-ing spree). MY BLODDY BLOOD TYPE'S B+! I wanna be an O! LOL. B's like..Banana. O's for Oreo. & OREO'S SO COOOL! We're all like little leeches. We hang on to different people all our lives. I like running to Everywhere, that makes many people affect my life. I guess that makes me as vulnerable as how excited I get everyday. It's funny how lousy I feel. Entertainers to each other. But when I'm down, Don't think I'll be meeting you anywhere near. I stood there, thinking.. God, I love You. But there's a problem with me. I don't know what it is, so I'm stuck. I would really like to get my life back on track. Alt+F5 it again, strike all the & perhaps, I may start anew. I'M JUST NOT ONE OF THEM; I LIKE IT THAT WAY ta's! Maple Syrup over the Tree 5:33 AM
'Let's play Choose-Choose!' 'WHY?' 'Me or Me?' 'Haha, I love you!' Friday, August 14, 2009
7:23 AM
/edited Modern Wants 6:59 AM
OMG, BLOGGER LOOKS FUNNY O_O FUNNIER THAN IT USUALLY DOES! Eee. Chinese PT was so bullcrappy. But I'll pass, I'm sure. I don't get Math. I'm not in the mood for art. I'm so worried that I'm the one who can't be bothered & not you. I wonder if you wait. I had a heart-to-heart talk with Rachel today, about why I dislike trainings so much. It's cos it's so darn boring & dry. I'd rather have art for 3 hours. I've gotta change my attitude. I've grown up to be someone different & I'm afraid I don't like the way I've become. Not really, but I think it ain't healthy. I'm unable to pay attention in class, I don't care what people think about me anymore, in other words, people kinda hate me? I love ponning lame things, I love talking, but I think it's pretty stupid nowadays, WHO NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT I DO? I just need one person to talk to, stupid thinking, I can't help it. Growing up? I spend so much time thinking about a mess of thoughts that I can't gather. /edited I'm worried for myself. I wonder how I manage to hunger so much last year & in a second, I'm so far away. Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Earth 7:19 AM
I'm so proud of myself! I finished my autobiography & it's really pretty & my life seems pretty long already & I'm like, what..fourteen? O_O THIS IS BADDD. When you grow old, you tend to look too much to the future that you forget about your past. My past was brilliant, let me tell you about it - the Significant Events 1.I got knocked down by a car & never told my mum about it until a year later. 2.I won my bronze medal cos of my great want for grape ice-cream & my disappointement in my 100m finals. 3. I liked the first dude in P1 who said I could be an actress when I grew up, cos I was overly-drama -.- 4. I jumped over the wall outta school. 5. I was best friends with AJY <3 6. I WAS A BIGG FATT ASSHOLE. 7. My grandfather died & it didn't affect me at all. 8. My uncle, whom I didn't give a damn about, died & it totally affected me. ALSO DUNCH KNOW WHY. I was so sleeepy during tuition today. I'm sleepy everyday. There's training tomorrow, gg. Quoted from my autobiography- 'I used to ask people if they liked to be happy and EVERYONE did! You might be thinking ‘What a rhetorical question!’, but it got me thinking. If everyone wanted to be happy, then Be happy, the decisions up to you, anyway! Happiness is a blessing that we are able to give to ourselves, it changes our mind-sets and perspectives on things to one that it open and positive! And who does not want that?' I need someone to lean on. ta's! You can tell me that you love me, But I don't believe you, baby! LOVELY LAUNDRY 12:33 AM
SOOO EGGCITED! NO REASON. I'm pretty into my autobiography which has been over-due for a few weeks already? 3 Papers today were generally alright, I guess? & I need to pooop & DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GET TO BUGIS FROM MY HOUSE? F-O-R-E-V-E-R! I'll go buy a helicopter. ta's! SO MUCHIES TO TALKIES ABOUT! Sunday, August 09, 2009
Tintend 12:59 AM
Let's play stalk-a-freak! Yesterday was cool, met the unknown relatives who speak Vietnamese & true-blue Hokkien which I don't quite understand, it's like how the angmohs speak accented English. They're pretty cool, even though I didn't have a hint of what was going on. Came home & listened to my mum talk about her loongloong family history & her opinions of people, which was rather intriguing. SL yesterday was kinda alright, I guess? Not the worst & not the best either. & the annoying kid who went, 'YOU NOT MY MOTHER LA!' If he said that to me, right, I'd have dragged him outta class & slap him la. But overall, they're really adorable & tiny. My sisters & I were talking about hormones & balls. & all the uber lame jokes. Eldest sister was trying to jot down points for her essay to Uni. 'Say you're the only female in chess & you're the chair..YOU'VE GOT ALL THE GUYS UNDER YOUR FINGER TIPS!' '& you're the gk for hockey! You get to have a third person's perspective. & when you press you mole on your neck, your eyeballs bulge, & you get to see clearer. When you press you mole on your face, smoke comes out from your ear & serves as a signal to you team mates!' She's well-known for her moles, I mean..SO USE IT AS PART OF YOUR ESSAY! LOL. & I spent the whole afternoon being a retarded kid, annoying Ppy. Quotes of the day: 'When there's no reception, Eliz sticks out her hand & twirls her finger like a retarded antenna!' 'You & your retarded friends!' 'Your fingertips are suppose to be hormonal, I think my toestips are more hormonal!' 'Xoxo, I know you love me!' 'Chickens with pimples are called chickenpox' 'Pigs with pimples are called pigmples!' You know what, I think I've been quite a freak this daylight. ta's! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHASA MELAYU. I FOUND OUT MY JOKES WERE FUNNY! LOL. Saturday, August 08, 2009
5:23 AM
Sometimes I feel like a cauliflower & a brocolli, something in the middle of that. I feel insecure. No, I feel rather...I think I think too much. & that's kinda..bad, I guess. Tumblr&Blogger's cute. It's fun going back&forth. I need to learn how to have more guts when I stand alone? Cos I've been rather..maybe it's my pride -.- I mean, of course, it has to be! ta's! JOE Friday, August 07, 2009
4:39 AM
Mae's post was soooo entertaining & I've realised how boring my post have been/ haven't been updating the juicy details. Blogger's still pissing me off, but whatever! 1. Jas fell over the barricade & landed on her ass & got a cut on her finger. 2. Eliz & her Embarrassing moustache moments. 3. Jas & her freaking a mosquito joke. 'KnockKnock!' 'Who's there?' 'Amos' 'Amos who?' 'A mosquito' & she did the same thing for 'another mosquito' -.- Well, I, the genius, came up with 'MANY MOSQUITOES'! Pro, or what? 4. The absorb joke whic wasn't supposed to be a joke -.- 'I NEED TO PUKEE!' -takes 2 pieces of tissue in each hand & sticks it in her face- 'ABSORB!' I mean, no plastic bag, so use tissue paper la! LOL. IT'S NOT A JOKEEE! SHUT UP! 5. Ice-spitting with Jas @ Lido 6. PercyPig-spitting with Jas @ Lido, running around the School-U. [I mean, does the uniform even matter? Hahahaha.] 7. & all the freaking lame jokes we make along the way. 8. & OUR SECRET HIDEOUT WE FOUND LAST FRIDAY WHICH TOTALLY GOT A HALFWAY-REVAMP! It's the best thing that could everrrr happen to us :D I've been stuffing chocolate-coated raisins from M&S into my big & happening mouth! TASTES GOOD, BABY <3 Not my fault (the eating), period calls! Teeheehee. I feel pretty delighted! & I'm so hippy & happy, hiaahiaahiaaaa! ta's! Lovemetonight,sweetie! 1:35 AM
morning-murder@tumblr Blogger Annoys (with a caped A)! Thursday, August 06, 2009
7:57 AM
For once, I need you right now. Much more than anything else around, Just to stand beside me; to accompany me while I shed my tears. One day. 7:39 AM
I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! Facebook is currently gged. I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! I think Socrates was a pretty cool dude. I don't like the way we think, cos it's always parallel to the States & there's no more individualism anymore. I'm really tired ttm & feeling giddy like a carousel. I would love to sit on one & spend the whole day spinning around by myself. Then life would be like a movie; I'll watch the sun rise & set & the children cry & laugh & get lost. & For once, I wouldn't need to be bothered. I'm super broke today, cashless, as good as bankrupt. Perhaps I'm not going to school tomorrow... Must be wondering why I dislike chess, nah it's not cos of the whole it's a nerd CCA bullcrap. It's basically cos I have no interest in it, no matter how hard I pretend & people in the Chess World are result-oriented. Children are pushed to they're limits & end up thought of as despicable. They turn out to be liveless & sensely boys & girls who only care about winning. Is winning all that matters to you? Well, I've got my fair share of mockery & glares from the 'Winners', but what have You won? A point? Wow, genius. & It's about time I step aside & make a stand, I'm sick of it! All the bitches who look&talk. All the sneers & jeers. That's what I dislike chess, & not because people see it as a Noob Sport. I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! I'm so tired & irritated & angry & pms-y! ta's! The little blue bird reminds me to sleep time & again Time & again, I refuse. Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Much Ado! 7:16 AM
I've got a confession to make /: I secretly play Pet Society when I'm so darn bored. SHUT UP! Do me a favour, yes? http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=PhAZaJJwxRBofnGhCuMPVg_3d_3d Get this done & I'll give you a kiss! (Whether you want it or not!) Also, I think people secretly hate me. & I secretlysecretly like training a teeeny-weeeny bit & like getting sweaty-gooey, stinky & disgustig. I like mud very much & I like splashing in rain puddles. Poodles are disgusting. ta's! FRIGGIN' ANNOYED BY YOU, MUM! Tuesday, August 04, 2009
6:34 AM
I'M TIRED & ANGRY & I'VE GOT TRAINING TOMORROW! HMPH. Monday, August 03, 2009
Had to switch my attitude! 5:25 AM
I'm going for a chess competition this month -.- Intriguing, yes? Watching me get gged! Hmph. I'm uploading the pictures! Saturday was awesome la <3 School kinda sucked today. Wait, maybe not. But it was darn hot! We attempted to clean up our wulu corner, but it was toooo dusty! My whole pinafore was grey la! & we got 'highly secretive' feedback, & honestly, I don't really give a damn about it. But I'll make an extra effort to tone down, yes? I think my hair's quite nice :D LOL. Hahahahahhaa, it looks neater & not so...OMG-I-JUST-FINISHED-TRAINING. Goodbye is so addictive!! Quote of the day: Lians of RGS Watch me Puke - Eminem History, Science, CLE Mum has been screaming at me since I reached home {: I've been working on Math... Sometimes we're torn apart, sometimes we're so darn close that it stinks. Sometimes we're all pms-y over-sensitive freaks, & other times, we can't be bothered to give a damn. Sometimes we give, sometimes we take. ta's! I'm so over it, I've been there & back! Sunday, August 02, 2009
Let words speak 8:09 AM
Part-time lover, Full-time friend. 8:02 AM
Lay down your arms NIGHTMARES AH! 7:45 AM
OMG, MY COMP SUCKS! IT CLOSED MY POST & THE LOUSY BLOGGER DIDN'T SAVE IT -.- Restart. Woke up @ 8.15 today for church, super tired from all the walking yesterday. Smirksmirk today. Sleep was awesome! I for once, was at a peacful & happy state. I've got a blister on each foot from all the walking yesterday, from like...2-5+? We had this super lame amazing race thing around the Padang for CIP points. I'm starting to get annoyed that Blogger's so lousy. It's been so long already! & my group consisted of Mae, Eliz, Me & 2 other girls from VJ. walkwalkwalk lor, super boring. After everything, we sat by the romantic steps of the Old Parliament House, FOR LIKE 1HOUR JUST TO WAIT! So naturally, we got really bored & started playing stupid games like waving @ strangers & tourist in funny vehhicles & playing whacko, the coloured vehicle way, LOL. Oh, & by then, Jas arrived. Listened to the radio while people glared at us, BUT HEY, WAIT! WE WERE BEING GLARED AT THE WHOLE TIME, YES? No idea why -.- Talktalktalk. Thinkthinkthink. Listenlistenlisten. Quote of yesterday: 'Can y'all please don't block the door?' When the toilet was as small as my little finger & there were many people in it! Hmm, heard of brains? Yes? No? Doubt she ever did. Tell me about it. They provided diner, Nasi Lemak in cool modern environmentally friendly packaging which was pretty average. & WE RAN TO THE BIGBIG FIELD & STARTED BEING RETARDS! The field is good! LOL! & there was this dude playing soccer while we were at the goalpost, so we kinda played gay soccer for awhile, LOL. & he was pretty nice & all. SEE, SOCCER BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER! SOCCER IS GOOD LIKE THE FIELD! Hhahaha. Took pictures, climbed the pole, layed on the grass & stuff. Returned to the steps just in time for photo-taking :D HEEHEEE. & thenn...We walked to the esplanade in hope of some good Starbucks & roof-viewing of the NDP Preview, but noooooo...no excess to public -.- & our route to starbucks was being blocked by the policemen with their..barricades! WALKWALKWALKWALKWALKWALKWALK, YES WE WALKED ALOT. Ended up sitting on this random grass patch watching the fireworks, they're pretty cute & adorable, lol. But I don't see why S'poreans are always so awe-strucked by it. WHAT I LIKE ABOUT FIREWORKS IS THE BOOMBOOMPOW (quote, eliz)! YES, THE SOUND, lol. & I cut my hair in the morning. 3CM IS ALOT O_O NEXT TIME I'M GONNA CUT 2CM! & Jas's mum looks superrr young & she & her other two china colleagues speak china chinese! & they say my chinese like angmoh! LOL. Super fail la. & eliz had cute jiu wos! HAHAHAHAH. Su just called asking me if I'd be angry cos she didn't finish the video. & I WAS BUSY LAUGHING AWAY COS SHE SOUNDED SO SCAREDDD LA :D Hmm, am I that fearsome? Can't wait for school tomorrow, we're gonna clean-up our little corner & Furnish it with..food? LOL. ta's! Nightnights, baby. Saturday, August 01, 2009
& we swam the oceans for you, Kelsey! 8:42 AM
BIGBIG DAY TODAY. I'm tired. |
